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As an American relocated to London but usually on the road I have no clue what time zone my blogs even on anymore,so I mostly just hang out here and troll for terrible puns. I'm open to whatever Asks y'all got to drop me, and arbitrary chats with random fellow tumblins' makes my day. So say hi! or ya know, I just might....

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sunshine-zenith:
Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This
This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt...
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dathen:
It just struck me that Jonathan only dares to raise a hand against Dracula not for himself, but for the thought of all the people that...
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himeno-ran:
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to...
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daglout:
codeine-3:

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never...
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bloodyethanol:

im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

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arimendoza:

we all have a little bit of icarus inside us:
the icarus who would rather look to the clouds,
and the shapes they could make rather than
the harshness of the reality which the ground brings.
the icarus who wished and wished and then did,
even if just for a second, even if just for a moment–
the stars were his.

and even when he crashed, he refused
to see the ocean,
but the sky reflected in them instead.
- silver linings // d.c

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wickedwonderlandd:

sovietnam:
I drink this and my knees no longer crack and make weird noises.

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forestslut:

blujayonthewing:
unclefather:
they’re not even his teeth

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‘not even his teeth’ had me cackling

unpretty:

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i trust one food blogger and it’s claire lower (the woman at lifehacker who waffles everything)
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respect

gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:

h0peless-necr0mantic:
gothish:
idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you
idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you
Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

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memorycycle:

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

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grapehyasynth:

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life’s currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn’t a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

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miss you and love (most of you) still

anyroads:

apricops:
poesimark:
I bet it’s nice for finding a date too
Hapsb'r

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bybuckley:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

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